Trillion jokes

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?

Jew-piter.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.