Trillion jokes

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?

Jew-piter.

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

How do you get 1 million followers:

{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }