Trillion jokes

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?

Jew-piter.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.