Short jokes
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Kyle's penis is small.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.