Short jokes
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.