Short jokes
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
I killed myself, then woke up.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
I joined the military for the group showers.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.