Short jokes
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
Shoot.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
Why is he ourple?
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
One time I ate a chair.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"