Short jokes

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.

What did the orphan say to his parents?

I'm tripping balls right now!

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

How do you blindfold an Asian?

You use dental floss.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!

What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.

What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.