All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Short Jokes
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I got nothing.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
I'll put white in your smile.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
