Short jokes
I miss playing baseball.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Your face.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I got nothing.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
I'll put white in your smile.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Skeppy is the joke.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."