Short jokes
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
"Nihha scarborough face."
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
I was watching the news and heard a segment about a blind hooker who got stabbed 40 times.
At least she didn't see it coming.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.