Short jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."