Short jokes

Steel led to World War 2.

Your face.

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

I got nothing.

What brings kids to school every day?

A school bus 🚌.

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh---

MOOOO!

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)

I'll put white in your smile.

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

Stephanie

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."