Short jokes
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I got nothing.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Stephanie
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.