Short jokes
Your face.
Steel led to World War 2.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
I got nothing.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.