Short jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Aren't I badly good?
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Steel led to World War 2.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
I got nothing.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
I'll put white in your smile.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."