Short jokes
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
69, 420, 21.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Steel led to World War 2.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Aren't I badly good?
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Have a great day today!
I miss playing baseball.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?