Short jokes
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Can I get a building license?
It's the end of the world!
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.