Short jokes
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
69, 420, 21.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Aren't I badly good?
Have a great day today!
I miss playing baseball.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!