What's the difference between my dad and Nemo? Don't know still haven't found them.
Where do pedofiles do when they wake up
Turn on the child safety lock on the car
I miss playing baseball
why cat orphans watch sci fi movies?
because they wont understand what the mother ship is
Why do Indians like basketball
Because Stef curry plays it
What did the banana say to his neighbour yellow
Q. What do you call two nuns watching the television
A. Not very interesting
What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.
did u hear that uranus is cracked?
What kind of ☆ will come out in the day time?🌞
A star fish!🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Steel led to world war 2
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They can’t find home.
What did the Constipated bum say to the other bum?
Pls don't s**t on me
youre face
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken
If you don't stop the pun, soon it won't be so fun.
Knock knock. Who's there. Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh----MOOOO
I got nothing
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