Short jokes
69, 420, 21.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Have a great day today!
I miss playing baseball.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Aren't I badly good?
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Steel led to World War 2.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.