Short jokes

Short Jokes

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

A starfish! πŸŸπŸ πŸ‘πŸ¦πŸ¦žπŸ¦€πŸ¦‘πŸ™πŸ¦‚

"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.