Short jokes
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
69, 420, 21.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Aren't I badly good?
Have a great day today!
I miss playing baseball.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Your face.
Steel led to World War 2.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.