Short jokes
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Depression hits harder than my dad.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).