Short jokes
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
69, 420, 21.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Your face.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Have a great day today!
I miss playing baseball.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!