Short jokes
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
69, 420, 21.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Your face.
Steel led to World War 2.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?