Short jokes
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
One word. Creeper.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Retard. Retard. Retarded. Abortion. Cross burning.
Look at me, I'm funny and edgy.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.