Short jokes
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Fun!
School is the best!
What is a joke?
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.