Short jokes
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Skeppy is the joke.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.