Short jokes

Short jokes

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Insult

  • Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

    Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

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    Girl

  • What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

    ... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.