Short jokes

Short jokes

Wife

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

Magic

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

Name

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Insult

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!