Short jokes
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.