Short jokes

Short jokes

Magic

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What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

Food

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A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

Rice

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A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

Insult

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Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!