Short jokes
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Skeppy is the joke.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
School is the best!
What is a joke?
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!