Short jokes

Short jokes

Wife

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

Girl

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

Fan

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Name

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Food

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

Rice

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

Trash

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

Insult

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!