Short jokes
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Earth is full. Go home!
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.