Short jokes
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
FIERY LOS
You want a joke? My entire existence.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.