Short jokes
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Cunt.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.
"What's she like?" he asked the boy.
"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
You might think these jokes are plane.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.