Short jokes

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.

Miss you dad.

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.

"What's she like?" he asked the boy.

"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

You might think these jokes are plane.

What did the sea do when it saw the beach?

It waved!

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.