Short jokes
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"