Short jokes
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Your nan's bald.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Do nut get in my way.