Short jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.