Short jokes
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Your hairline.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef? Beefthoven!
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
What is a joke?
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Trump.