Short jokes
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"