Short jokes
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Cunt.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.