Short jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
What color is your Bugatti?
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.