Short jokes
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Bomb.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
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Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)