Short jokes
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.