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What kind of band never plays music?
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
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What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
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What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
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