Short jokes
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.