Short jokes
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
FIERY LOS
You want a joke? My entire existence.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
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I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Arsenal
AIDS?
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!