Short jokes
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
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Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!