Short jokes
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Mole
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"