Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Friend

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

Toddler

A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."

He was in the infantry.

Culture

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

Gun

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

My victims still scream.

Orphan

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Lie

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

Potato

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Email

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Pedophile

What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

They both shoot when they see kids.

Woman

I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.

Serial Killer

Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.