Short jokes
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.