Short jokes
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
1+1? Too hard.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.