Short jokes
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?