Short jokes
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Everyone put your age here.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...