Short jokes
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Mole