Short jokes
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.