Short jokes
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
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What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"