Short jokes
Why do you not go to a gay man's BBQ?
Because the hotdogs taste like shit.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
How long is it?
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Microwave.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.