If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! after all, they can't even stand up for themselves
Pedofiles are fucking immature assholes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.