Short jokes
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What time is fun?
Time for games!
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What is
What did a
Awesome, amazing game!
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Hi 👋 I have some good
Have a great year!
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fun game to get.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"