Short jokes

Short jokes

Ducky

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

Cum

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.

Orange

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

Chipmunk

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

Head

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Cake

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.