Short jokes
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
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My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Angel is a good word.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
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Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.