Short jokes
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
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Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Angel is a good word.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
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Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.