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People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
How much balls do you have on your body 2 your butt
We clap when we see you we clap our hands over our eyes
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo. They never got together at all.
You know why teacher punished dairy milk.. 🍫🍫?? Answer : because he was choco_'late' to school.. 🏣
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone
girlfriend's ex: why?
Girlfriend: because your about to die
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed help.
What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning
What school 🏫 did we say was today what did the snow ❄️ I love 💕
your lips are so big it turns the grand canyon side ways
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
hey modda, I'm hungry
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩