Short jokes
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Have a good summer!
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."