Short jokes
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Angel is a good word.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.