Short jokes
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Angel is a good word.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Have a good summer!
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"