Short jokes
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
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Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Angel is a good word.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Hi π! I love π you! Ooooooo!
What did the zoo say to the snow βοΈ? Get lost!
What did the traffic light π¦ say? Oh.
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What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! π©
Whatβs 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"