Short jokes
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
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Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.