Short jokes

Short jokes

Diary

My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.

Orphan

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Cow

What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

Mooooooooooo along!

Basketball

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Run

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Cowboy

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Kid

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

Abortion

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

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Teeth

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.