Short jokes
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.