Short jokes
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
All these jokes are all plane.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
You look easy to draw.
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.