My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Short Jokes
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Justice for all!
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Hehe.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
