Short jokes
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…
Wait, where are we again?
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
This is funny.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.