Short jokes
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes? They never get old.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Make like a drum and beat it!
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Me :D
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."