Short jokes
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.