Short jokes
You want a joke? My entire existence.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
AIDS?
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Xd.
FIERY LOS
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.