Short jokes
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What kind of band never plays music?
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.