Short jokes

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

COVID-19 is like pasta.

Asians invented it, Italians spread it.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.

I’m a faux pa.

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?

Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Why is Santa's sack always full?

Because he only comes once a year.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.