Short jokes
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]