Short jokes
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess itโs partial arts.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Boom, it went.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.