Short jokes
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. What's the best way to get them out? A blender.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
I always press the stop button to see you.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.