What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Short Jokes
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
