Short jokes
I have a little John.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?