Short jokes
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!