Short jokes
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.