Short jokes
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If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Jamal
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.