Short jokes
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
"Ur Mater."
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!