Short jokes
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!