Short jokes
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
I did a good job of being home from school.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Bitch!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.