Short jokes
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...