Short jokes

Short jokes

Detention

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

Darth Vader

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

Murder

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.

Leader

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

Friend

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

Wheelchair

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

Priest

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."