How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Short Jokes
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
