Short jokes
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.