Sports team jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

Cleveland Browns

What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.