Short jokes

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

I'm back on BIGO Live.

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.