I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Short Jokes
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Flippity floppity, women are property.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
