Short jokes
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)