Short jokes
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Mushroom?
Society: :-) I: :') Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :') I: :'D
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Myself.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.