Short jokes
These are all racist. 😂
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
I'm bald.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.