Staring Contest

This is a classic "yo mama" joke, relying on hyperbole to suggest someone's mother is incredibly stupid. The humor comes from the absurdity of a person trying to have a staring contest with their own reflection, implying a lack of awareness.

• Yo mama
• Mama
• Contest
• Mirror
• Reflection
• Staring contest

• Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
• Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
• Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
• Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.