Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Short Jokes
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! š¤¢
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
