Short jokes
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
These are all racist. 😂
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
I'm bald.