Short jokes

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

How do you say "Brazier" in German?

Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)

What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

You gotta believe me!

What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.

Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

I suffered The Great Depression.

"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."