Short jokes
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Hi. I am Joe.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"