Short jokes
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
"Dababy midget porn."
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
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Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.