Short jokes
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.