Short jokes
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If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees!
"Sharing is communism."
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Knock knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Curry must hurry.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.