Short jokes
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...