Short jokes
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Poop backwards is poop. 💩