Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Short Jokes
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.
