Short jokes
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
I watch gay porn.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Spppppp.