Short jokes
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”