Short jokes
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
LYNXXXXXXX!
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
JAJAJA
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Hairline got repossessed.
Shut the f*ck up.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.