Short jokes
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Gan cube prices?
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.