Short jokes
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.