Short jokes
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I'm Tall.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Gan cube prices?
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
David? Mitosis.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.