I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Short Jokes
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
