Short jokes
What did I do with the internet?
Frank.
Mustard
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Capital Of San Marino?
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.