Short jokes
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
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Frank.
Mustard
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Capital Of San Marino?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.