Short jokes
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What did I do with the internet?
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
I love Little Mix.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.