Short jokes
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
Why can't orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: _______
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Gigachad.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
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Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.