Short jokes
What did I do with the internet?
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Frank.
Mustard
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Capital Of San Marino?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.