Short jokes
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
What did I do with the internet?
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Capital Of San Marino?
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
I love Little Mix.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.