New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I miss- understood that, Miss understood
Hello miss Chandia here I want to tell you guys a joke what do jokes serve for desert
You know it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise it's just a missing person.
“Wheel” all miss him, right?
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
what comes in and comes out but you should never miss it
any ideas
SHIT !!!!
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
So my kid took my car he crashed it off a bridge I miss it but it's going to have my car
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
People say that they miss xxxtentations like the bullet didn’t.
