Short jokes
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What did I do with the internet?
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Capital Of San Marino?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Frank.