“Guys! Let’s hang out after school!” Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
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What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics? WALKING!
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Ask someone to call you a bitch when they do tell them bitches do as they are told
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing
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What's the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌
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MY mom is bad and my dad is bad
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
How does a tree access the internet? By logging in and branching out!
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
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Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.
