What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.