What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Short Jokes
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What did I do with the internet?
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
Frank.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
