Short jokes

Short jokes

Type

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

Death

Why is Death the world's biggest slut?

Death gets to f*** everyone.

Covid

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Mama

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Name

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Student

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Argument

How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.

Hotel

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

Dyslexia

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Inch

I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.