Short jokes
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Frank.
Mustard
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Capital Of San Marino?
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
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That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.