Short jokes
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
No joke.
Capital Of San Marino?
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.