Short jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Frank.
Mustard
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.