Short jokes

Short Jokes

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”