What’s the difference between orphans and apples apples get picked
what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
What do you call you're daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
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Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
I have a girlfriend.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
What is one plus one? It's TOO hard!
Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
what do kids play when they can't play with a phone ? bored games
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol
