What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
I have a girlfriend.