Short jokes
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.