Short jokes

Short Jokes

Actor

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Wheelchair

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

Divorce

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

Sale

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

Helicopter

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

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  • Fly

    What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

    A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

    Boyfriend

    What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?

    An ambulance.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

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  • Blonde

    Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol