Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
Short Jokes
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
