Short jokes
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
What goes moo? Cow.
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I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Your hairline!
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.