Short jokes
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
The F in orphans stands for family...
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Enyawβs fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?