Short jokes
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Gan cube prices?
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.