Short jokes
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Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
What is smegma name?
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Butter believe it.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.