Short jokes
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Gan cube prices?
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.