Short jokes
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.