Short jokes
I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house? A spicket fence!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Hahaha!
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.