Short jokes
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
I like pepper.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Hot man is sexy.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.