Short jokes
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.