Short jokes
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.