Short jokes
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.