Short jokes
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Hillary Clinton
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!