Short jokes
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?