Short jokes
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.