Short jokes
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.