Short jokes
I'm Tall.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤