Short jokes
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
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Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.