Short jokes
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
2+2=🐟
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.