Short jokes
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"