Short jokes
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.