Short jokes
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Butter believe it.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.