Short jokes
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.