Short jokes
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.