Short jokes

Short jokes

Coconut

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Priest

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

Dad

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

Rabbit

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."

6 9

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

New York City

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Karen

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Orphan

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

Abortion

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

Swear word

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.

Hairline

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.