Short jokes
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What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.