The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Short Jokes
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Gan cube prices?
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
