Short jokes
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Society: :-) I: :') Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :') I: :'D
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Ben
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.