Short jokes
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
I hear Cornell produces very dedicated farmers; they’ll plow a field all night long no matter how much resistance she gives ’em.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.