Short jokes
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.