Short jokes
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Hillary Clinton
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.