The 30+ Best Dark Jokes Jokes

Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind

Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

the difference between dark jokes and morbid is

dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old

What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple. Apple's get picked.

Why are most dark jokes on orophans They can't complaint to thier parents

Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:

Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it

( I would never do dat though I love pupies )

dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.

When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

Kid: Dad whats a dark joke? Dad: well you see that guy over there? tell him to wave. Kid: but dad im blind. Dad: exactly, also the dude had no arm

Dark jokes are like Antarctica

The're cold

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton? Some people don’t pick it

I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?