Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
Dark Jokes Jokes
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.