Short jokes
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.