Short jokes
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What is this joke?
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.