Short jokes
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Trevor Bauer for President.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.