Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Short Jokes
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Butter believe it.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why is the rum gone?
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
