Short jokes
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Need for seed.
Have a great day today!
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.