Short jokes
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
Sheep want to wool the world :)
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What is an owl that wears armor?
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.