Short jokes
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Me: *gets down on one knee*
Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!
Me: *falls over*
Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman