What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Short Jokes
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
I'm a rapist.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
