Short jokes
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
I'm a rapist.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
bradley
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.