Short jokes
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
There are "nun" good jokes.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Hot man is sexy.