Library Robbery

The humor comes from the unexpected escalation of a silly misunderstanding. The person thinks they are in a place that is being robbed, but they are actually in a library. When corrected, instead of being embarrassed, they double down by putting a silencer on a gun.

• Robbery
• Library
• Girl
• Dead
• Gun
• Air

• Here’s another joke my friend told me. What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
• I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
• So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.
• A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”