Short jokes
Ass (DYM 89).
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Which room has no doors and no windows?
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What time eeeeeee?
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If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?
He honor-killed her.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Everything.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.