Short jokes
Olivia Rodrigo
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.