Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Short Jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
