Short jokes
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.