Short jokes
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
America.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”