Short jokes
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What do you call a binder with no rings?