Short jokes
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.