America.
Short Jokes
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
