Short jokes
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
School's being safe.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.