Short jokes
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."