Short jokes
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What is a joke?
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.