What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Whatβs the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. π
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.