Short jokes

Short Jokes

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)

Well, if someone ever calls you gay ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ–•

Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

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How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?

A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.