Short jokes
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
If you play games, go play on your sister.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What time do you call me tomorrow?
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.