Short jokes

Short jokes

Emo

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

Orphan

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

Man

One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.

"Who are you?"

"I am mountain man!"

Child

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

Hand

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Poop

What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”

Fence

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Moon

🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.

Elephant

How do you make an elephant float?

One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!