Short jokes
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
I love Little Mix.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
But he could only get 1 trade.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.