Short jokes
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
If you play games, go play on your sister.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What time do you call me tomorrow?
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.