Short jokes

What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

What do you call a criminal?

Disarmed and dangerous.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

If you play games, go play on your sister.

One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.

"Who are you?"

"I am mountain man!"

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

What time do you think dogs are not happy?

Bulldogs.

How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Hi 👋 I was wondering...

🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.

What time do you call me tomorrow?

How do you make an elephant float?

One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

So he could get into high school.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.