Short jokes
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
If you play games, go play on your sister.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."