Short jokes
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
If you play games, go play on your sister.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.