Men wake up with a boner. Women wake up yawning. Coincidence?
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair? You turn it upside down
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The mother board."
