Short jokes
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
He is dead.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Yeah yeah.