The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers serial killers are wanted
why was the kinetic sand always happy?
because it was kinetic with its friends!
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
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What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?
Their Ankles
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
What’s a downys favorite song? DOWN UNDER
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat he would’ve named it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
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why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
a girl asked ̈can i have some nuts too? ̈ boy: ̈sure what ones;) ̈
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
