Short jokes
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
You soak balls, get it?
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"