What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
What's an orphans favourite song? "Gimme Shelter"
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
When meeting her parents don't require you to leave the house
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
