Sea food diet jokes

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?

They have to see food to eat.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

What does a cannibal call people in water?

Sea food.

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.