The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Short Jokes
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
