Short jokes
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
You know we straight with doin' your mom.