Short jokes
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Actually, Iron Man is female.