Short jokes
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.