jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
suicide isn't a joke. it's called "parkour gone wrong".
Well, you know what they say about cliff hangers...
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
preventing suicide is best done by commiting it.
the s in america stands for safe.
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
Yo hairline been missing so badly, that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?
a JUMBO shrimp.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Welcome to arbys, where your babies become our gravy!
my name is ethan and i dont find this funny
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
What do you call a person with no arm
Armless
No it's harmless