What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Short Jokes
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
