Jingle Bells jokes
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.