Short jokes
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.