Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Short Jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
