Short jokes
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
I'm stumped.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.