Short jokes
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students