Short jokes

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

What do you call a rooster lollipop?

A cock sucker!

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!

"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"

"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."