How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
"And then I said KNIFE to meet you."
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in STABle condition!"
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach SANDY CHEEKS
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
When you’re fucking your boss and realise it’s a family business
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
"Amen "Amen" "Amen"
Hail satan.
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Oh sorry I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
Gas is expensive nowadays In the 1940s they got it for free
what do you call a surprised Asian
Ho Lee Fuc
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs then she grow teeth
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
