Short jokes

Short jokes

Boy

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

Incest

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

Hand

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand store!

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  • Wife

    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

    Hit your wife harder.

    Mother

    How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?

    She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

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  • Suicide

    What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

    Tying.

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  • Lion

    Why did the lion always lose at poker?

    He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

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  • Swing

    Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

    Knock, knock. Who's there?

    Not Bob.

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  • Adoption center

    An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

    Rape

    The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

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  • Orphan

    Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

    Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

    Virgin

    Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

    Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

    Goldfish

    I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.