Short jokes
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.