Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
a orphan we no jokes
jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs
jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
suicide isn't a joke. it's called "parkour gone wrong".
Well, you know what they say about cliff hangers...
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
preventing suicide is best done by commiting it.
the s in america stands for safe.
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
Yo hairline been missing so badly, that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire
