Short jokes
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.