Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
You're a joke!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.