Short jokes
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.