Short jokes
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
His wife shut off the internet.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.