Short jokes
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.