Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.